made in britain
can be personalised
This clever best friend print comes in the form of a job advert for a friend - all in rhyme!
Our witty and joyful best friend print makes a unique best friend gift for birthdays, christmas, bridesmaids, thank yous and hen weekends.
For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a short message at the bottom of the best friend poem.
This best friend poem is the copyright of Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce the poem)
The wording is:
Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction
To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.
Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion
The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.
This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host
A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.
Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust )
Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.
There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping
For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.
The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice
The hands on help is statutory (the benefits are nice ).
Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores
No application necessary - the job’s already yours.
The best friend poem is printed onto the highest quality white card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The friend print is dispatched in a super-stiff A4 envelope.
The best friend print is 30x21cm (A4) or 42 x 30cm (A3)