Personalised Mum's 'Kitchen Rules' Poem Print

by shmuncki



  • made in britain
  • can be personalised
  • gift wrapping available

Our family funny print 'Kitchen Rules'. Whether it's a poem gift for Mum or Dad, add some fun with our funny family kitchen print

Mother or Father? Whoever rules will love to restore some order with our personalised poem 'Mum's Kitchen Rules! A great birthday gift for Mum or whoever rukes the house!

Written for shmuncki by Helen Walters our poem reads;

Kitchen Rules

No swearing, no biting, no shouting or fighting

no standing on chairs or table a-lighting

No mocking the maker, the caker and baker

or sending food back with words that would shake-her

For those who are able, sit nice at the table

and don't touch things hot, or stuff with a cable

No stuff left on top, to droop spoil or drop

the cupboards right there, with wipes, brush and mop

If it's left to go cold, it'll grow old and mould

so keep with the program and do as you're told

So don't act like fools, make use of these tools

take note of this list, and stick to the rules!

A personalised message can be added to the end of the poem to make it a unique gift, just from you.

Please select this option if required, from the dropdown menu.

Please just ask if you require longer wording and I will certainly try and accommodate any requests.

made from:

Prints come unframed, printed on Soft White 300gsm card, wrapped in cellophane and despatched in a sturdy board backed envelope.

A4 print fits most readily available A4 frames.

If you would like to add a frame your print, please select your option from the drop down menu. (Please note we can only send framed prints to mainland UK)

Framed prints are wrapped in bubble wrap and despatched in sturdy wraparound boxes.

Frames come in a White or Wood effect with a stand or a fixed hook at the rear for wall hanging. Please note these are standard A4 frames as shown in the images.

We have chosen to use 3mm thick perspex for the front covering which is indistinguishable from glass but ensures the durability of your print. If you would prefer glass, please let us know.

The print and frames are Made in Britain.

Please do not reproduce without the written permission of the author.


Unframed prints are A4 size

21cm x 30cm

Framed prints are:

24cm x 33cm

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