Personalised Mum's 'Kitchen Rules' Poem

by shmuncki

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  • PRODUCT DETAILS

    • made in britain
    • can be personalised
    • gift wrapping available

    Our family funny print 'Kitchen Rules'. Whether it's a poem gift for Mum or Dad, add some fun with our funny family kitchen print

    Mother or Father? Whoever rules will love to restore some order with our personalised poem 'Mum's Kitchen Rules! A great birthday gift for Mum or whoever rukes the house!

    Written for shmuncki by Helen Walters our poem reads;

    Kitchen Rules

    No swearing, no biting, no shouting or fighting

    no standing on chairs or table a-lighting

    No mocking the maker, the caker and baker

    or sending food back with words that would shake-her

    For those who are able, sit nice at the table

    and don't touch things hot, or stuff with a cable

    No stuff left on top, to droop spoil or drop

    the cupboards right there, with wipes, brush and mop

    If it's left to go cold, it'll grow old and mould

    so keep with the program and do as you're told

    So don't act like fools, make use of these tools

    take note of this list, and stick to the rules!

    A personalised message can be added to the end of the poem to make it a unique gift, just from you.

    Please select this option if required, from the dropdown menu.

    Please just ask if you require longer wording and I will certainly try and accommodate any requests.

    made from:

    Prints come unframed, printed on Soft White 300gsm card, wrapped in cellophane and despatched in a sturdy board backed envelope.

    A4 print fits most readily available A4 frames.

    If you would like to add a frame your print, please select your option from the drop down menu. (Please note we can only send framed prints to mainland UK)

    Framed prints are wrapped in bubble wrap and despatched in sturdy wraparound boxes.

    Frames come in a White or Wood effect with a stand or a fixed hook at the rear for wall hanging. Please note these are standard A4 frames as shown in the images.

    We have chosen to use 3mm thick perspex for the front covering which is indistinguishable from glass but ensures the durability of your print. If you would prefer glass, please let us know.

    The print and frames are Made in Britain.

    Please do not reproduce without the written permission of the author.

    dimensions:

    Unframed prints are A4 size

    21cm x 30cm

    Framed prints are:

    24cm x 33cm

    product code:

    792226

  • DELIVERY

  • This product is dispatched to you by shmuncki.

  • RETURNS

  • You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

    Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.

    Read more about our returns policy.

    Should you choose to return or exchange your order you will need to deliver the item(s) to the UK, where this seller is based.

    shmuncki's return policy

    Please see notonthehighstreet.com's returns policy.

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