Champagne Quote Tea Towel

by Have a Gander

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    • made in britain

    Champagne quote tea towel, for champagne lovers everywhere; a tea towel with a classic Lily Bollinger quote.

    Champagne quote tea towel.

    The quote reads: 'I only drink champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I only drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it to be obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it. Unless I’m thirsty.'

    We love this quote. Champagne, as Lily Bollinger so eloquently puts it, is indeed a drink for all occasions!

    Printed in Great Britain on 100% cotton, with hanging loop.

    Also available as an apron, a print and a greetings card.

    made from:

    Machine washable. 100% cotton.


    H76cm x W48cm, approx 68g

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