This rude adult humour A5 new baby card expresses your sweary reaction to those that have made a tiny human. A perfectly funny congratulations card!
This funny Congratulations Card is ideal to let any couple know what you're really thinking about their recent addition! A perfect New Baby or New Parents Card.
Choose whether to have the phrase "You made a teeny tiny human being" or "We made a teeny tiny human being" so if you're a parent-to-be you can surprise your partner with this hilariously honest card!
Please see the rest of the card range for every occasion where you just need a good old swear!
This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a white gummed envelope.
Please note you are buying one card. Choose the "You" phrase if gifting the card to someone you know who has had or is going to have a baby. Choose the "We" phrase if the card is for your partner or family member or simply to announce you are having a baby!
All of our A5 cards are printed in house on vibrant white 300gsm card that we have tried and tested for superb quality and a wonderful soft satin finish to the outside. Cards will arrive with a white gummed envelope to fit A5, sealed in a protective cellophane bag and posted in a hard backed sturdy envelope.
Here at The New Witty all our products are designed and hand packed from our base in Derbyshire.
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148mm x 210mm