'dear Mummy' Funny Poo Explosions Card From Baby By The New Witty | notonthehighstreet.com

'Dear Mummy' Funny Poo Explosions Card From Baby

by The New Witty



  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly

Perfect for Mummy's birthday or Mother's Day, this fabulously funny A5 card from baby to Mummy says what Motherhood is all about - poo explosions!

This funny A5 'Dear Mummy' Card is a perfect cheeky humour card to let any Mum know what life is like now they've got a baby - full of poo explosions!

Card is written in the style of 'to Mummy from Baby' and is brilliant for Mummy's birthday, Mother's Day or if they've just become a new Mum!

Choose between a pink or blue design (please make your selection when adding to basket). As well as if you would like singular or plural wording on the design. Perfect if you have twins or multiple babies.

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a 100% recycled brown Kraft gummed envelope.

Visit our storefront 'The New Witty' to see more Dear Mummy/Dear Daddy cards for all occasions.

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Printed in house on a smooth uncoated natural white eggshell card in a thick 350gsm heavyweight card stock. Provided by leading paper specialists, G F Smith, for its environmentally friendly qualities including FSC Certified, Responsibly Sourced, Acid Free & Carbon Neutral; can be recycled after use too.

100% recycled brown Kraft envelope.

All cards will be made & posted within 3 working days of you placing your order, we aim for next working day however we are a one person business working around a young family. All orders will be posted via Royal Mail 1st Class (approx. 1-2 working days for delivery).

We are actively trying to be more environmentally friendly and reduce our plastic usage by swapping out the use of plastic cello bags and now use a combination of biodegradable corn starch bags, paper wrappers or completely naked products. All of our outer packaging is made from recycled materials as well.

The New Witty is a one woman business who designs, prints, makes & hand packs every single item so please read our processing and delivery times carefully before ordering.

All designs are Copyright © The New Witty. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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