Funny Zodiac Horoscope Style Candles

Funny Zodiac Horoscope Style Candles



These novelty Zodiac Candles will make the perfect birthday present for any avid astrologists out there.

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These novelty Zodiac Candles will make the perfect birthday present for any avid astrologists out there.

A little bit naughty a little bit true!

Find your true zodiac meaning , a fun gift for anyone special.


Latin for “Wanna be dictator” - Ariens would be our planet’s evil overlords if they weren’t so goddamn drunk the whole time.


Latin for “Fucking hell who let them out” - Tareans must have some ‘good’ qualities... right? They have a creative side... if you consider finger painting creative


Latin for “Split Personality Disorder “ - Geminis are always black-out drunk and the life of the party. Graduation... sh*tfaced. Nephew’s 3rd Birthday or Great Nan’s funeral... you guessed it ... still sh*tfaced.



Latin for “Fuckin’ Crazy” - Cancerians are loving caring and sensitive and if you make friends with them well... god help you. They will stick to you like flys on shit for the rest of your life. Advice get a restraining order.


Latin for “Annoying as Fuck” - Leos are so utterly convinced that the sun shines out of their butts... and its true. I’v seen one put a torch up their arse


Latin for “Oh God Why Are They Here” - Virgo’s are destined to take over the world one day... however they need to stop drinking for that to happen... So I think we are all safe.


Latin for “ The lights are on but nobody's home” - Annoyingly Librans seem to do well in everything. However Librans could make a tree sloth look like a workaholic.


Latin for “Sarcastic Arsehole” - Scorpios are clever, rebellious, stubborn, witty, sarcastic, independent and most definitely suffers from a form of insanity… so basically they’re complete dicks with a sting in their tails.


Latin for “Permanently in a Life Crisis” - Sags are hands-down the funniest sign in the zodiac… I mean just look at their face.


Latin for “Absolute Drip” - Capricorns are destined to be the most crazy people you’ve ever met in your life. Should have been sectioned years ago.


Latin for “Fucking Nuts” - Some people would describe them as ‘unorthodox’ but what they really mean is ‘mentally deranged’ or ‘completely unhinged’


Burning time: 20 hr small

Burning time: 40 hr medium

At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable plant-based wax.

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