Mean Mail cards

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Beautiful cards, brutal words.

Mean Mail makes cards for those you love and love to hate. They’re inspired by the way best friends talk to each other and the Oscar Wilde quote “True friends stab you in the front.”

There are so many cards out there that cheerleader you, but hardly any that tell it like it is. Mean Mail's aim is to make occasion neutral cards. Our ‘It’s always about you’ card is conventionally used for Birthdays, but works well for engagements, weddings, new babies, new jobs, new homes… it depends how mean you want to be.

Mean Mail is designed and written by Vicky Simmons. Each card is handmade in London on a hot foil press by Vicky’s mum, Mo. We only use FSC certified or recycled stock and they’re 100% recyclable.

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