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'Sorry For Being A Plonker' Fortune Cookie Card

by Lovely Jojo's


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  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • exclusive
  • can be personalised

A card for when you're sorry.

And you want to say it in a way that will raise a smile.

Maybe you forgot your boyfriend's birthday. Or you behaved like a bit of a plonker on a recent night out. Maybe you ate all of your girlfriend's special chocolates, or smashed her favourite mug. Or maybe you've just been a bit of a nightmare to be around recently. Whatever you've done, make a cheeky apology with this fun card.

Blank inside for your own message.

The front of the card can be personalised with your own fortune cookie message of up to 12 words. You can take inspiration from the examples given, or you can leave it blank and use the default 'Someone is sorry for behaving like a total plonker' message if you like.

Please make sure you spell everything correctly as words will be printed exactly as they are written on your order.

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Card and envelope are 100% recycled.


Card is 17.8cm x 12.7cm.

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