'Best Friend Advert' Poem Print

by Bespoke Verse

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  • Made in Britain
  • can be personalised
  • exclusive

This unique friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!

Our witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.

This copyrighted poem is unique to us and was written by Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose poem prints have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.' The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet!

Whether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.

For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a short message at the bottom for your best friend.

There is a choice of coloured fonts - deep red, moss green, navy blue (these are dark matt vintage-inspired colours) and also our new colours - bright blue, hot pink, bright green, deep purple (these are more vivid).

We can also frame the print for you if you wish.

The Best Friend Advert

Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction

To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.

Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion

The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.

This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host

A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.

Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust)

Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.

There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping

For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.

The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice

The hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).

Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores

No application necessary, the job’s already yours.

Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)

made from:

The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The print is dispatched in a super-stiff A4 envelope.

If purchased, the lightweight wooden frame is matte white with a slightly grained effect. It has a hook for wall hanging. The front is Perspex. Each frame is handmade in the UK by Fine Art Trade Guild commended framers using Italian moulding. The framed product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.

When framing your own print, put in the print along with the grey backing board provided. This is acid free and will protect the print from moisture.


The print is 30x21cm (A4) and when framed measures: 35x26x2cm

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