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A Socialist Valentine Card

by Helena Tyce Designs

29 customer reviews(29)


  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • exclusive

Not a fan of Valentines Day but need to send a card anyway? You definately need our Socialist funny Valentines Card!

This Funny Poem Valentines Card is perfect for the straight talking valentine in your life.

It reads:

Obviously I know valentine’s cards

Were invented by our capitalist

Overlords, to extort yet more money

From a hard pressed proletariat

Struggling under the yoke of a

Materialistic false consciousness.

And then I thought….

You’re just so flippin’ gorgeous.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Comrade.

Complete with socialist fist this is the perfect anti-valentine for your loved one.

A6 in size.

made from:

made from: heavy quality, FSC approved board. Supplied with a recycled brown, ribbed craft envelope.

Our cards are naked! We try to use as little plastic as possible so your card may be packed without a cello bag. It will be wrapped safe and sound inside your despatch note ready for you to write!



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