Got a partner who hogs the remote? Know someone who likes to make sure their Birthday is ALL about them? You need this card.
The card reads 'Today is completely absolutely all about you so you can behave exactly how you like even if that means doing some slightly dodgy birthday dancing or just having the remote control all evening because it's your day and no one can complain about it one tiny bit'.
If these words are along the right lines for someone you know, this is the card for them.
The card is blank inside and printed on a 300gsm uncoated GF Smith board called Aretino Ultra (which is basically a jolly nice card with a matt look and feel).
It is supplied with a white envelope inside a clear cello bag so it'll arrive with you beautifully clean and is dispatched in a DO NOT BEND envelope to prevent naughty postfolk from trying to squish it in through your letterbox.
12.7cm x 17.8cm (5 x 7 inches).