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About Us

The Modern Cheesemonger. Top notch, hand picked cheese delivered free, chilled to your door

Consider The Cheese Geek the start of your cheese pilgrimage...a journey through the incredible diversity, complexity, and quirkiness that is cheese. Subscriptions are our sweet spot - sign up and we’ll guide you through the dairy maze, one month at a time, cheese by cheese.

Be safe in the knowledge that we're the cheese gurus, so you don’t have to be. Our Chief Cheese Tasters scour the globe for the best in the business which means every cheese you receive will be the bee’s knees. It might be award winning or it might be from a small, family run farm in will definitely be exceptional quality and bang in season.

With this great cheese comes great responsibility. For us, that means getting your selection to you in perfect condition. Within 36 hours, your cheese will be cut, wrapped, packed* and delivered to your door. (*Packed doesn’t tell the story of our beautiful, eco-friendly boxes - see the pics, judge for yourselves.)

Being left cheese-less leaves us very disappointed, and we understand it is the same for you. So we operate a Cheese Geek Guarantee. If in the (very unlikely) event your Cheesebox is delivered more than a day after we said it would be, we will send you another one, free of charge.

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We deliver on Fridays only.

Each Thursday, our cheese elves will hand cut, wrap and pack your box ready for dispatch. Our boxes are fully insulated with wool making them super eco-friendly!

We use APC's overnight service. This means you will get a notification on the day of delivery with your designated hour delivery slot.

Please contact us if you have any questions

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Returns Address

Unit 108 Rainbow Industrial Park, 2 station Approach, Raynes Park, SW20 0FT, GB

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