Cockney Rhyming Slang Tea Towels

by Victoria Eggs

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A fun typographic tea towel, featuring Cockney Rhyming Slang with a real sense of humour.

A guaranteed talking point, this cheeky tea towel is sure to brighten up the drying up and your kitchen. It lists all your favourite cockney phrases in the syle of a London newspaper, such as Dog and Bone (phone), Apples and Pears (stairs), Ruby Murray (Curry) and Bubble Bath (laugh) and combines these with bold imagery. The perfect gift for the 21st century man.

Available in Charcoal with Orange or Blue

Also avilable on Oven Mitts, Aprons, Fine Bone China Mugs and Cushions.

made from:

100% unbleached cotton.


48xm x 76cm

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14 customer reviews

  • Fri 06 Feb 2015

    Exactly what I wanted. Arrived on time and was well packaged.

  • Mon 10 Nov 2014

    Brilliant, Bright and British - I plan to post these abroad for Christmas presents!

  • Sun 22 Jun 2014

    A really funny gift!

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