Cockney Rhyming Slang Tea Towel

by Victoria Eggs

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  • Made in Britain
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This fun typographic, Cockney Rhyming Slang tea towel, is perfect for those with a keen sense of humour.

A guaranteed talking point, this cheeky tea towel is sure to brighten up the drying up and your kitchen. It lists all your favourite Cockney phrases in the syle of a London newspaper, such as Dog and Bone (phone), Apples and Pears (stairs), Ruby Murray (Curry) and Bubble Bath (laugh) and combines these with bold imagery. The perfect gift for the 21st Century man.

Available in Charcoal with Orange or Blue

Also avilable in oven mitts, aprons, fine bone china mugs, cushions, screen prints, greetings cards and gift wrap.

made from:

100% unbleached cotton.


48xm x 76cm

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