Dad's In The 'Lav' Fathers Day Card

This Father's Day verse for Dad in the Lav is as follows;

In the fortress of solitude, with walls so thin,

Sits a dad, a king, with a knowing grin.

With papers in hand, or phone alight,

He escapes to a world where he's out of sight.

For hours he'll sit, in contemplation,

Amidst the scents of deep concentration.

The family knocks, "Are you almost done?"

But in his quiet realm, he's only begun.

The air may grow foul, the ambiance ripe,

As he scrolls and he reads, ignoring the hype.

A library of sorts, On this porcelain throne,

Where dad claims a moment so purely his own.

So here's to MY dad, in HIS smelly retreat,

Finding peace in a place, where few dare to seat.

Happy Father's Day, oh patriarch of the loo,

May your reading be joyful, and the air fresh too!

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Two Sizes Available

A5 & A6