Touch Your Butt 3D Pop Up Octopus Card

This friendly fellow (we call him Excitable Edbert, who is not at all creepy) has multiple 3D handtickles for romantic butt patting. - Bold and jolly octopus pops up on opening, no construction required - Features a very happy, 3D octopus with multiple tentacle hands just waiting to touch butts with - A thoughtful and funny card for those of whom octopi your heart - Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's day, your partner's birthday or for your junior colleague at work. JOKING, do not do that Front reads: WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS Inside reads: SO I'D HAVE EIGHT HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT WITH