Made in Britain
Boris Johnson Political Pants. For men who dress to the right.
These magnificent undies make a perfect stocking filler for any teenager or fully fledged gentleman with political convictions and dubious parliamentary leanings, Can be worn outside trousers as well as inside for rallies, marches, protests or kinky bedroom antics.
Apparently Obama wore a pair the day of his second election victory, given to him by none other than Katy Perry, as a good luck token. (Though I suspect that they had his own head on, rather than Boris Johnson's. This has yet to be officially denied by the White House.)
Three sizes available. M, L, XL
BE WARNED. Political Pants are on the large side in order to accommodate the faces of our great statesmen. So a Medium pair would amply fit a Large gentleman. If you are buying for someone who wears small or medium sizes, then a few rounds in the washing machine may help as they will shrink a little after washing. (Please turn them inside out first.)
Either way, they will look very noble hanging on the washing line, or draped nonchalantly over a radiator.
Orders are packed for free inside a bright, bijou canvas gift bag and we can write gift messages on request. An extra gift bag is available for £1.
100% splendid cotton.
Hand printed in London by impartial, non-radical political in-activists.
Waist measurements: Medium 32 inches, Large 34 inches and Extra Large 36 inches
We offer a totally no-quibble policy on refunds or swaps on all unpersonalised items. We appreciate there is nothing more deflating than receiving a gift you are not totally delighted by. So if you are in any way underwhelmed please let us know so we can make amends swiftly and satisfyingly.