'Weight Loss' Chocolate

by Quirky Gift Library


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Losing weight has never been simpler. Just follow the instructions on the front of the bar and you too can be a slimming success story!

These tongue-firmly-in-cheek Weight Loss chocolate bars are a fun way to treat someone who's always watching their weight! Choose between the Weight Loss chocolate or the YoYo Diet bar, then add your own message on the back for an extra giggle. An ideal gift for someone who doesn't take life too seriously.

Delivery information: We normally always process and dispatch orders within 24-48 hours, Monday To Friday. Orders placed on Friday-Sunday will be dispatched on Monday. If you are sending directly as a gift and have a preferred dispatch date, please just let us know. We use Royal Mail so cannot guarantee exact arrival times, but we can post it to match as closely as possible the date specified. For guaranteed delivery date, (Mon-Fri only, signature req), opt for Express Delivery.

Choose from nine chocolate types, all handmade in the UK in small batches, using fine Belgian chocolate:

Classic Milk chocolate - extremely smooth chocolate with a creamy texture and irresistibly sweet flavour

70% Dark chocolate - wonderfully rich and powerful tasting that will be enjoyed by dark chocolate enthusiasts

White chocolate with vanilla seeds - sweet, smooth and silky on the tongue, the vanilla seeds add a lovely flavour

Coloured Candy Milk chocolate - this bright bar is sprinkled with crisp coloured beans - hard to resist!

Milk chocolate with Salted Caramel - chopped caramel pieces are mixed through the chocolate for a lovely crunch, while the back of the bar is dusted with Hebridean sea salt

Luxury fruit and nut milk chocolate with cranberries, raisins and toasted nuts - cranberries and toasting the nuts add depth to this classic winning combination. Chopped nuts include: almonds, cashews, brazils, hazelnuts, walnuts and peanuts

Milk chocolate infused with orange oil and dusted with toasted almond flakes - a delicious combination that's difficult not to eat all in one go!

Dark chocolate infused with peppermint oil - we've used a dark chocolate with a less intense cocoa content, 55%, to allow the flavour of the peppermint to shine

Dark chocolate with Raspberry - tiny pieces of dried raspberry add texture to a dark bar infused with raspberry oil

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Chocolate bar supplied in rigid matt black box and contains a 100g bar of fine quality Belgian chocolate. All bars are handmade in the UK.

Ingredients: CLASSIC MILK CHOCOLATE: sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanillin. Cocoa solids 35% minimum, milk solids 20% minimum. 70% DARK CHOCOLATE: cocoa mass, sugar, fat reduced cocoa powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin, vanillin. Cocoa solids 70% minimum. WHITE CHOCOLATE WITH VANILLA SEEDS: sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, dried whole milk, natural vanilla, vanilla seeds, contains 28% cocoa solids minimum. MILK CHOCOLATE WITH ORANGE AND ALMONDS: milk chocolate as above, almond flakes, orange oil. MILK CHOCOLATE WITH SALTED CARAMEL: milk chocolate as above; Caramel pieces: (sugar, glucose syrup, whole milk, cream from Isigny AOC (10%) butter from Isigny AOC (3.7%), salt of Guerande, natural vanilla flavour, emulsifiers, rapeseed lecithin, sucrose esters of fatty acids) Crushed Hebridean Sea Salt. Cocoa solids 33.6% minimum, milk solids 20% minimum. MILK CHOCOLATE WITH FRUIT & NUT chocolate fruit and nut: milk chocolate as above, sweetened cranberries (cranberries 55% sugar 44% sunflower oil 1%), raisins, mixed nuts: almonds, cashews, brazils, hazelnuts, walnuts, peanuts. DARK CHOCOLATE WITH PEPPERMINT: dark chocolate as above, except with 55% cocoa solids, peppermint oil, cocoa butter and green colouring (E142) used for the swirl design. DARK CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY: dark chocolate as above, except with 55% cocoa solids, freeze dried raspberries, raspberry natural flavour (propylene glycol, ethanol). Cocoa solids 53.8% min. MINI CHOCOLATE BEANS ingredients: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, wheat flour, whey powder, lactose, rice/maze starch, butter fat, colours, E100, E120,E131, E132, E171, E172, emulsifier: lecithin, salt, glazing agent, carnauba wax.

Milk chocolate contains milk and soya derivatives. Our bars are produced in a facility that may contain nut traces. Suitable for vegetarians, with the exception of the milk chocolate bar with coloured beans. Information for vegans: Although our dark chocolate does not contain dairy products, the same machinery is used to make our milk and dark chocolate. Although the machinery is cleaned thoroughly between products, there is still a small chance that cross contamination of milk to dark chocolate may occur.


H16.5 x W8.3 x D0.8cm, approx 100g

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