'Push You Off A Cliff' Valentine's Day Card

by Slice of Pie Designs

£2.45$4.993.51$3.94
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Our 'Push You Off A Cliff' Valentine's Day card at first glance is really cruel but look closer and it's actually rather romantic.

Designed and handmade by Slice of Pie Designs, this Valentine's card is perfect for the non-soppy romantics out there!

The card simply reads "I'd happily push you off a cliff" in big letters with "if a ferocious lion was about to attack you and I knew there was a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff. I'm nice like that!" in little letters below.

Put both parts together and you have a lovely, albeit silly romantic message.

"You" is picked out in red so it pops off the page.

This card is left blank inside for your own message.

made from:

We use matt bright white 290gsm card and supply the card with a brown envelope made of recycled paper. The card and envelope are packaged in a clear poly bag to keep them safe and clean.

dimensions:

The card measures approx 15x10cm (A6)

product code:

305091

19 customer reviews

  • Thu 26 Feb 2015

    Hilarious I loved it!!!

  • Tue 17 Feb 2015

    Item was perfect, just what i wanted! Thank you

  • Fri 13 Feb 2015

    Lovely

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