'Push You Off A Cliff' Greetings Card

by Slice of Pie Designs

25 customer reviews(25)
  • Made in Britain

Our 'Push You Off A Cliff' greetings card at first glance is really cruel but look closer and it's actually rather romantic.

Designed and handmade by Slice of Pie Designs, this greetings card is perfect for the non-soppy romantics out there!

The card simply reads "I'd happily push you off a cliff" in big letters with "if a ferocious lion was about to attack you and I knew there was a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff. I'm nice like that!" in little letters below.

Put both parts together and you have a lovely, albeit silly romantic message.

"You" is picked out in red so it pops off the page.

This card is left blank inside for your own message.

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We use matt bright white 300gsm card and ribbed brown envelopes. The card and envelope are packaged in a clear poly bag to keep them safe and clean.


The card measures approx 15x10cm (A6)

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25 customer reviews

  • Tue 19 Apr 2016

    Fast delivery

  • Tue 23 Feb 2016

    The card certainly encouraged lots of comments about it.

  • Fri 19 Feb 2016

    This was a well received card, but I expected it to be larger than it was.

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