'Push You Off A Cliff' Greetings Card

by Slice of Pie Designs

£2.25$4.372.99$4.09
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Our 'Push You Off A Cliff' Greetings Day card at first glance is really cruel but look closer and it's actually rather romantic.

Designed and handmade by Slice of Pie Designs, this greetings card is perfect for the non-soppy romantics out there!

The card simply reads "I'd happily push you off a cliff" in big letters with "if a ferocious lion was about to attack you and I knew there was a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff. I'm nice like that!"" in little letters below.

Put both parts together and you have a lovely, albeit silly romantic message.

"You" is picked out in red so it pops off the page.

This card is left blank inside for your own message.

made from:

We use matt bright white 290gsm card and supply the card with a brown envelope made of recycled paper. The card and envelope are packaged in a clear poly bag to keep them safe and clean.

dimensions:

The card measures approx 15x10cm (A6)

product code:

305091

14 customer reviews

  • Fri 30 May 2014

    No comment supplied.

  • Tue 18 Mar 2014

    Very witty and great quality

  • Fri 28 Feb 2014

    paid for overnight shipping and 10 days later it STILL hasn't arrived.

    Slice of Pie Designs's response:

    We’re so sorry that your order hasn't arrived and totally understand the disappointment this has caused. Your order was dispatched within the timeframes stated on the website using a next day delivery service. I wish we had known it hadn't arrived as we could have sent another for you. I will refund your order for you and I apologise for the inconvenience.

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