'Not Awake' T Shirt

by Sarah J Miller

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An unusual t shirt with the text 'I am not awake yet don't even think about talking to me'.

For the non morning person in your life, for when they manage to remove themselves from their beds! Whether your grumpy sleepy-head is a teen or middle aged, this witty t shirt means they can express themselves without having to talk. Because they don't like chatter in the morning, because they are not awake yet!

Available in red with grey writing or black with white writing.

Available in two teenage sizes and five adult sizes. See below for dimensions.

made from:

100% Cotton

Mashine Washable 30°

Do Not Bleach

Do Not Tumble Dry

Do Not Iron Decoration.

Iron, Steam or Dry, with LOW HEAT

Do Not Dryclean


9-10 yrs cm chest 28" inches (Navy)

11-12 yrs chest 32" inches (Navy)

Age 9-11 chest 92cm length 60cm

Age 12-13 chest 97cm length 65cm

Small - chest 100cm, length collar to hem 61cm

Medium - chest 104cm, length collar to hem 63.5cm

Large - chest 112cm (44") length collar to hem 74 cm (29.5")

Xlarge - chest 120cm, length collar to hem 76cm

XXlarge - chest 128 cm, length collar to hem78cm

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257 customer reviews

  • Thu 02 Oct 2014

    Perfect for my son, and good quality

  • Sun 14 Sep 2014

    Good quality-happy with purchase!

  • Tue 09 Sep 2014

    Great, now I am not going to be bothered in the mornings again. Not just because of that it turns out to be a great t-shirt to wear in bed.

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