Nerd Or Genius Funny Periodic Table Cards

by Newton and the Apple

22 customer reviews(22)
  • Made in Britain
  • eco-friendly

Tell them they're a brainy a bit of a geek with these unique scientific periodic table 'Nerd' or 'Genius' cards. Perfect for graduation day.

Chemical symbols from periodic table of elements have been used to create these funny and unique 'Nerd' or 'Genius' greeting cards. Underneath the chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of the type of person named above. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word above.

In this listing you can choose either 'Nerd' or 'Genius' - the se cards are ideal as congratulation cards after someone has passed an exam. The 'Nerd' card plays on the stereotype of a typical nerd or geek. The genius card will leave the person feeling particularly special, almost a super hero.

We have lots of humourous periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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22 customer reviews

  • Thu 17 Sep 2015


  • Wed 09 Sep 2015

    Went down very well with chemistry mad nephew! The company were excellent to deal with, very quick delivery and even quicker response to rectify a mistake with the order. Would definitely recommend!

  • Sat 30 May 2015

    Really happy with quality of card

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