Wife Or Husband Funny Valentines Card

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Funny and unique anniversary, valentine's day or birthday cards showing the periodic table elements of a wife or husband.

Chemical symbols from periodic table of elements have been used to create these funny and unique 'Husband' or 'Wife' greeting cards. Underneath the chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of the type of person named above. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word above.

In this listing you can choose either the 'husband' or 'wife' card - the perfect card for an anniversery, birthday or valentine's day. They each describe the a typical husband or wife and how important they are.

We have lots of humourous periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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40 customer reviews

  • Sat 15 Aug 2015

    Good quality!

  • Wed 29 Jul 2015

    Classic card for a chemist

  • Fri 03 Jul 2015

    Nice item - it was a little smaller than expected.

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