Horny Dinosaurs Rude Valentines Card

by Newton and the Apple

£2.75$5.293.53$4.21
115 customer reviews(115)
  • Made in Britain
  • eco-friendly

Funny Valentine's or wedding anniversary greeting card. This red card shows our popular illustration of two rude and horny triceratops dinosaurs. Matching mug also available.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny. Great card for valentine's day or your anniversary.

We have lots more personalised and funny valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

made from:

Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

dimensions:

Dimensions of the folded Valentine's card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

product code:

309385

115 customer reviews

  • Mon 07 Mar 2016

    Really funny and excellent service

  • Sat 27 Feb 2016

    I expected it to be a lot bigger for the price, when I received it I couldn't believe I paid that much for a card

    Newton and the Apple's response:

    Thanks for your feedback and we’re sorry to hear that you’re disappointed with the size of your purchase. We strive to provide detailed photographs to help customers gauge product size and scale - in this case with the inclusion of standard size pencils in the photographs. We also provide accurate measurements in the product description.

  • Fri 26 Feb 2016

    very fast delivery and great little card!

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