Horny Dinosaurs Rude Valentines Card

by Newton and the Apple

£2.95$6.094.11$4.75
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Funny little red card for something rude and different on Valentine's day. Two horned triceratops dinosaurs - one more horny than the other.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny. Great card for valentine's day or your anniversary.

We have lots more personalised and humourous valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

made from:

Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

dimensions:

Dimensions of the folded Valentine's card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

product code:

309385

52 customer reviews

  • Sun 01 Mar 2015

    No comment supplied.

  • Sun 01 Mar 2015

    great product. good quality

  • Sun 01 Mar 2015

    Instructions on website not clear sent to my wife but came inside a Brown envelope and the card still in cellophane with Bill. Not good

    Newton and the Apple's response:

    We do not offer a send direct service for this product so we had did not realise this had been ordered to be sent directly to the recipient. We send all cards out in their original packaging with the invoice for your records. Had we received a message specifically requesting a send direct service with a message to go inside the card then we could have advised you accordingly.

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