Horny Dinosaurs Rude Valentines Card

by Newton and the Apple

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Funny little red card for something rude and different on Valentine's day. Two horned triceratops dinosaurs - one more horny than the other.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny. Great card for valentine's day or your anniversary.

We have lots more personalised and humourous valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

made from:

Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

dimensions:

Dimensions of the folded Valentine's card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

product code:

309385

55 customer reviews

  • Wed 25 Mar 2015

    Super cute and super funny - my boyfriend loved it Really great quality too

  • Thu 12 Mar 2015

    Great products, fast shipping

  • Wed 11 Mar 2015

    Great Product. Extremely fast delivery!

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