Father Or Mother Humourous Science Card

by Newton and the Apple

27 customer reviews(27)
  • Made in Britain
  • eco-friendly

Periodic elements of a 'MoThEr' or 'FAtHEr'. Great greeting card for mother's or father's day or a funny birthday card for Mum or Dad.

You can chan choose the 'Mother' card for your bright and rosy Mum on Mother's day, or the 'Father' card for a uniquely scientific father's day card inspired by chemically gaseous Dads everywhere.

The word on the front of the card is depicted in chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Underneath the chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of the type of person named above. This description is composed of actual features of the elements used in the making of the word above.

For example:

'Mother' is described as 'essential for plant growth' which is a property of Molybdenum (Mo), 'high in energy' (Thorium, Th), and 'soft, rare, bright and turns rosey in the sun' (Erbium, Er).

Funnily enough, the elements that compose the word 'Father' were mostly gaseous, so this description is focused on those features for the humour.

The 'Mother' and 'Father' cards have been designed especially for Mother and Father's days but would actually be great to give to parents on birthdays too.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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27 customer reviews

  • Sat 30 Jan 2016

    Highly original

  • Thu 21 Jan 2016

    Very funny card, well packaged and looking forward to my dad's reaction

  • Tue 30 Jun 2015

    My Daddy loved it.

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