The distressed typewriter-style text says, "Large, agile, and highly intelligent, this noble dog is loyal and devoted and will stick to you like glue. Everywhere. Even in the loo (espcially in the loo). And in the kitchen. And in the bedroom. And in the lounge... Privacy is overrated anyway."
This card is blank on the inside.
Comes with a kraft envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.
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Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your
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hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken
are non-refundable, unless faulty.