'You Are What You Eat' Tea Towel

by Catherine Colebrook


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'You Are What You Eat - I Am A Chocolate, I Am An Ice Cream, I Am A Cake' Tea Towel

Well. Who wanted to look like a lentil anyway? I'll take the cake any day! For all of us who take a regular tumble from the Low Carb, Whale Watchers wagon, a cheering and supportive tea towel! They were going to be sent out with a free chocolate brownie....oops! *wipes mouth and burps genteelly*

As always, this tea towel is multifunctional, use it for drying up if you have to, but do try it as a novel dirty hob cover-all, or better still a new Superhero Cape...

A wickedly good gift for almost everyone!

Designed By Cath Colebrook & Debs Willis.

Also available in this range -

'An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - A Lemon A Day Means You Are Drinking Too Much Gin'

'Carrots Improve Your Vision - Vodka Doubles Doubles It'

Printed and made in the Welsh Borders.

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The tea towels are made of 52% linen & 48% cotton.

Machine washable at 40.


50cm x 78cm

Copyright and all intellectual property rights of the 'Old Wives/New Wives ' concept and all designs are strictly owned by Catherine Colebrook Ltd

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2 customer reviews

  • Wed 22 Jan 2014

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  • Sat 09 Mar 2013

    Arrived on time, great product beautifully wrapped!

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