Retro Style 'Loves' Valentine's Card

by Betsy Benn

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  • Made in Britain
  • can be personalised
  • eco-friendly

Personalised and delightfully retro, re-live your school crush days with our "Loves" Valentines Card

Who is your soulmate and how much do you love them? Personalise this gorgeous card with your names and work out your true love percentage!

Who doesn't remember doing this at school? You take your name, and the name of the cutest kid in class, and work out the percentage of how much you love each other. Of course, very scientifically, you do this by working out how many times the letters of the word 'LOVES' appear in your names.

So, just for example you understand, the maths behind:

Ashton Kutcher


Betsy Benn

would be as follows:

There are no Ls, so that's 0, 1 letter O, no Vs, another 0, 3 Es and 2 Ss, giving


You then add each number to it's neighbour in turn.

0+1 (1), 1+0 (1), 0+3 (3) and 3+2 (5)


And repeat.

1+1 (2), 1+3 (4) 3+5 (8)


2+4 (6) and 4+8 (12)


6+1 (7) and 1+2 (3). Giving a final total of =


Okay, so maybe we were never destined to be the hottest couple in the world, but you get the point. (And 73% isn't bad - when I did it with George Clooney it only came out at 48%!)

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Individually printed on snowy white, smooth card - 280 gsm

Blank inside so you can write your own message.

Made in the UK

FSC Approved

Comes with white envelopes for posting


Size 21x14.8cm (A5)

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