Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes

Miniturised so you don't need a retirement cottage on the Isle of Wight.

You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

Say it again! DIRTY! DECORATIVE! DWARFS!

These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time.

So why not add a little cheekiness to that sad plastic pot of coriander from the Co-Op? Or give that struggling Bonsai tree a mischievous mascot? Just treat your plants to a set of Naughty Gnomes.