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Rude Adult Humour 'Girlfriend' Valentine's Day Card

by The New Witty


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  • made in britain

This rude adult humour A5 Valentine's card expresses your sweary disbelief that you actually have a Girlfriend this year. A perfect cheeky Valentine's Day card!

This funny Valentine's Day Card is ideal to let your Girlfriend know what you're really thinking, especially this Valentine's together!

Please see the rest of the card range for every occasion where you just need a good old swear! The range now includes seasonal versions for every occasion such as boyfriend, fiancé, fiancée and much more.

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a recycled Kraft brown envelope.

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Please note colours may vary or appear darker when printed depending on your viewing device.

Printed in house on a smooth uncoated natural white eggshell card in a thick 350gsm heavyweight card stock. Provided by leading paper specialists, G F Smith, for its environmentally friendly qualities including FSC Certified, Responsibly Sourced, Acid Free & Carbon Neutral; can be recycled after use too. 100% recycled brown Kraft envelope.

We are actively trying to be more environmentally friendly and reduce our plastic usage by swapping out the use of plastic cello bags and now use a combination of biodegradable corn starch bags, paper wrappers or completely naked products. All of our outer packaging is made from recycled materials as well.

The New Witty is a one woman business who designs, prints, makes & hand packs all products from the Derbyshire countryside.

All designs are Copyright © The New Witty. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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