Personalised Funny 'The Real Deal' Wedding Day Card

by The New Witty



  • made in britain
  • can be personalised

This funny swearing personalised A5 size wedding day card is perfect for any new Husband and Wife or Mr & Mrs!

This funny Wedding Card is ideal to let the newly married couple know that they are the real deal now!

You can change the swearing on the front of the card, as well as the wording to refer to the married couple whether it's husband and wife, husband and husband or even Mr & Mrs. A perfect way to add your own comedy touch!

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a white gummed envelope.

Please provide your personalisation request EXACTLY how you would like to be printed on the card (including all spelling and punctuation). Please note that the size of text may be altered depending on the personalisation you need (longer names may need to be a smaller font, for example).

You can change the word "abso-bloody-lutely" if you wish e.g. abso-fucking-loutely or abso-friggin-loutely (please see examples in the photos).

You can also change the gold phrase that appears after "I think the technical term is" to whatever you wish e.g. husband and wife, husband and husband or Mr & Mrs Smith

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All of our A5 cards are printed in house on vibrant white 300gsm card that we have tried and tested for superb quality and a wonderful soft satin finish to the outside. Cards will arrive with a white gummed envelope to fit A5, sealed in a protective cellophane bag and posted in a hard backed sturdy envelope.

Here at The New Witty all our products are designed and hand packed from our base in Derbyshire.

Copyright © The New Witty 2018. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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