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Personalised Any Age Funny Birthday Milestone Card

by The New Witty

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  • made in britain
  • eco-friendly
  • can be personalised

This funny personalised A5 Birthday card expresses what you're really thinking, whatever age milestone they are reaching! Request any age on this birthday card.

This funny Birthday Card is ideal to personalise with any age to celebrate whatever birthday milestone they are reaching.

Please see the rest of the card range for every occasion where you just need a good old cheeky sarcastic card! Including specific age milestone birthday cards (18, 21, 30, 40 & 50).

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a 100% recycled brown Kraft gummed envelope.

Please supply the age you could like to be printed on the card. The age you provide will then be inserted within the design. For example, if you request 35 or thirty five then it will appear on the card as thiiiiiiiiiirrrrtttyyfiiiivvveee, as seen in the photo examples. Please note you are purchasing one card.

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Please note colours may vary or appear darker when printed depending on your viewing device.

Printed in house on a smooth uncoated natural white eggshell card in a thick 350gsm heavyweight card stock. Provided by leading paper specialists, G F Smith, for its environmentally friendly qualities including FSC Certified, Responsibly Sourced, Acid Free & Carbon Neutral; can be recycled after use too.

100% recycled brown Kraft envelope.

We are actively trying to be more environmentally friendly and reduce our plastic usage by swapping out the use of plastic cello bags and now use a combination of biodegradable corn starch bags, paper wrappers or completely naked products. All of our outer packaging is made from recycled materials as well.

The New Witty is a one woman business who designs, prints, makes & hand packs all products from the Derbyshire countryside.

All designs are Copyright © The New Witty. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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