Funny 30th Birthday Card 'Thirty Whole Years'

by The New Witty

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This funny A5 30th Birthday card expresses your disbelief that they've been alive for 'Thirty Whole Bloody Years!' A hilariously honest 30th Birthday card!

This funny 30th Birthday Card is ideal to celebrate the Thirty years the birthday person has been alive!

Please see the rest of the card range for every occasion where you just need a good old cheeky sarcastic card! Including specific age milestone birthday cards (18, 21, 30, 40 & 50) & custom any age cards.

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a white gummed envelope.

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All of our A5 cards are printed in house on vibrant white 300gsm card that we have tried and tested for superb quality and a wonderful soft satin finish to the outside. Cards will arrive with a white gummed envelope to fit A5, sealed in a protective cellophane bag and posted in a hard backed sturdy envelope.

Here at The New Witty all our products are designed and hand packed from our base in Derbyshire.

Copyright © The New Witty 2017-2018. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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