'dear Mummy' Funny Baby's First Christmas A5 Card By The New Witty | notonthehighstreet.com

'Dear Mummy' Funny Baby's First Christmas A5 Card

by The New Witty



  • made in britain

A festive and funny Baby's First Christmas Card - perfect for Mummy's first Christmas full of poo explosions!

This funny A5 size Christmas Card is a perfect rude humour card to let any new Mum know how their baby's first Christmas is going to be - full of poo explosions!

Design is in a beautiful hand drawn font in festive red and green colours. Choose between singular (one baby) or plural (multiple babies) wording for the text. Make your selection before adding to basket.

This A5 size greetings card comes blank inside for your own witty message and with a recycled brown Kraft envelope.

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Please note colours may vary or appear darker when printed depending on your viewing device.

Printed in house on a smooth uncoated natural white eggshell card in a thick 350gsm heavyweight card stock. Provided by leading paper specialists, G F Smith, for its environmentally friendly qualities including FSC Certified, Responsibly Sourced, Acid Free & Carbon Neutral; can be recycled after use too. 100% recycled brown Kraft envelope.

We are actively trying to be more environmentally friendly and reduce our plastic usage by swapping out the use of plastic cello bags and now use a combination of biodegradable corn starch bags, paper wrappers or completely naked products. All of our outer packaging is made from recycled materials as well.

The New Witty is a one woman business who designs, prints, makes & hand packs all products from the Derbyshire countryside.

All designs are Copyright © The New Witty. All rights reserved.


148mm x 210mm

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