'I Only Drink Champagne' Apron

by Have a Gander

4 customer reviews(4)

    • made in britain

    For bubbly lovers everywhere, this champagne apron is cheeky and fun, featuring the classic Lily Bollinger quote.

    It makes a fabulous funny gift for women, and the quote reads:

    'I only drink champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I only drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it to be obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it. Unless I’m thirsty.'

    We love this quote. Champagne, as Lily Bollinger so eloquently puts it, is indeed a drink for all occasions! Perfect for that friend with the ‘effervescent’ personality! Or perhaps for those that like to ‘cook with wine’, let’s say!

    Printed in Great Britain on 100% cotton, with neck adjustment buckle.

    Also available as a Tea Towel, print and Greetings Card

    Available in slate.

    made from:

    Machine washable (40 degrees max). 100% cotton.


    H 84cm x W (at base) 69cm, bib width 29cm, approx 150g

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