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Personalised Gardening Poem
Bespoke Verse£14
A witty, rhyming gardener poem celebrating all the different tasks and talents a gardener has. Can be personalised.
Product description
A witty, rhyming gardener poem celebrating all the different tasks and talents a gardener has. Can be personalised.
Our witty and warm 'What is a Gardener?' poem makes the perfect birthday or Christmas gift for a gardener.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. It was inspired by her favourite garden, Stourhead.
The A4 print comes in a choice of colours: brown, grey, green and vintage style (black font on brown card.). For an extra fee we can frame it for you (see below.)
You also have the option of adding a personalised message at the bottom to the special gardener in question.
Variations
WHAT IS A GARDENER?
A sower, a grower, a latin name knower
A nurturer, reaper, a tidy lawn keeper
A seeder, a feeder, a determined weeder
A border designer, a seedling aligner
A researcher, a planner, a lawn mower manner
A greenhouse potter, a staker & knotter
A welly wearer & love of fresh airer
A potterer, toiler, a keen top soiler
A harvester, snipper, a log & branch chipper
A landscaper, lopper, a well-equipped chopper
A sprinkler, spader, a plant in the shader
A vicious deadheader & shaper of bedder
A forker, a clearer, a sprayer & shearer
A mulcher, a flowerer, it looks like a showerer
A raker, a hoer, an autumn leaf blower
A composter, wirer, and sometimes bonfirer
A border maintainer, a planter & drainer
A kneeler, a bender, a builder & mender
A slug resister & nature assister
A ground cover lover & old garden glover
That’s what makes a Gardener!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Overview
Made in Britain
Personalisation available
Dimensions
The print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and when framed is H34.5 x W25.7 x D2cm.
Made from
The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print.
Each print is lovingly produced to order. Unframed prints arrive flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a super stiff envelope.
For an extra fee we can frame the print for you. The lightweight wooden frames are either matt white with a slightly grained effect, smooth white or slim black (vintage style print only). Frames have a hook for wall hanging. The front is perspex.
Each frame is hand finished in the UK by Fine Art Trade Guild commended framers. The product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.
Product code
324946
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Overall product rating
4.8 out of 5
Returns
You have 28 days, from receipt of cancellable goods, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Please note: goods that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements, perishable products and personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken are non-refundable, unless faulty.
