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The Shoe Lover Print With Funny Shoe Poem

by Bespoke Verse



  • made in britain
  • can be personalised

A funny rhyming poem for a shoe lover - especially for those who can't resist high heels!

This is the ideal funny present for a friend, partner or daughter. Perfect for shoe addicts as a birthday, Christmas or 'saw this and it reminded me of you' gift!

Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this brand new poem is unique to us. The hand painted design is the work of Stephanie Cole. All poems are printed to order here in our Hertfordshire studio.


For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a short message (max 8 words) at the bottom of the poem.

The wording of the poem is:

The Shoe Lover’s Diary

Dear Diary, I have shopping news.

Today I bought some awesome shoes

A pair completely stole my heart;

A sleek and strappy work of art.

They’re very high and as I hobble

I feel just like a supermodel

And though I’ll likely break my neck

I’m rashly thinking ‘what the heck’

Flatties simply don’t appeal -

You cannot beat a killer heel!

Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.

(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).

made from:

The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (250gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print.

Each print is lovingly produced to order. Unframed prints arrive flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a super stiff envelope.

For an extra fee we can frame the print for you. The solid wood frames we use are black and slim with perspex fronts.

Each frame is hand finished in the UK by Fine Art Trade Guild commended framers. The product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.


The print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and when framed is H32.5 x W23.5 x D1.8 cm.

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