made in britain
can be personalised
This unique best friend gift comes in the form of a job advert for a friend. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!
Our witty and joyful best friend print makes a unique friend gift for birthdays, christmas, bridesmaids, thank yous and hen weekends.
For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a short message at the bottom for your best friend.
We can also frame the friendship print for you if you wish. See below.
This best friend poem is the copyright of Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce the poem)
The wording is:
Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction
To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.
Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion
The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.
This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host
A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.
Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust )
Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.
There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping
For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.
The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice
The hands on help is statutory (the benefits are nice ).
Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores
No application necessary - the job’s already yours.
The friend poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The friend print is dispatched in a super-stiff A4 envelope.
If purchased, the lightweight wooden frame is matte white with a slightly grained effect. It has a hook for wall hanging. The front is Perspex. Each frame is handmade in the UK. The framed product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.
The print is 30x21cm (A4) and when framed measures: 35x26x2cm