A fitting tribute for an average man...
He remembers your birthday every year - but not how old you are.
He almost always turned up to Sports Day - albeit late.
He’ll buy you your first car but it won’t have any wheels.
He’s your dad, and he deserves to be honoured.
With a big fat glass tankard!
Fill this 450ml majesty up with his favourite brew and praise him like you should.
But not too much praise.
Remember, he’s not THAT great.