Cat Scratch Deck

by Suck UK

8 customer reviews(8)
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Watch your cat turn into the coolest DJ in town!

Never let it be said SUCK UK don't dabble in science. In the name of completely misunderstanding Schrödinger's work we introduce our newest cat/box combination, the scratch mat!

Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and for sheer pleasure. For similar reasons youths mix music, and if we are to cross over both those cultures we'd rather get cats mixing music than teenage boys bringing bedraggled birds back to your doorstep. The cat scratcher decks come flat packed and fold together into a simple structure with a poseable tone arm and a top which spins as your cat paws at it, meaning you can sit and giggle in a 'look the cat is doing human things' way rather than watch in horror as she shreds your favourite couch into tiny pieces.

made from:

Paper - flat pack


H38.8cm x D14.4cm x D14.4cm - approx 0.420kg

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8 customer reviews

  • Sat 08 Mar 2014

    I got what I ordered in time, and it was what I expecteded.

  • Tue 07 Jan 2014

    Cats do not seem interested in scratching yet but really like product design

  • Sun 05 Jan 2014

    Useless as a cat toy or scratching mat. Cheap cardboard and assembly not easy. A total waste of money.

    Suck UK's response:

    Hi, Thank you for your purchase, your feedback is valuable to us and I am very sorry you were disappointed with your purchase. Please let me know if you have any questions. Kind regards, Nicole Suck UK

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