Personalised Annoying Love Valentine's Card

by Rock The Custard

22 customer reviews(22)

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A cheeky, personalised, card for the special (but sometimes annoying!) person in your life.

Designed in our signature retro style, this card can be personalised with your own details to make the perfect surprise for your other half (or anyone else you'd like to send it to!). It's perhaps a slightly a less soppy alternative to your average valentines card.

Printed on fine art card stock with a beautiful textured and tactile finish. The card is left blank inside so you can use your own message, however we can send it directly to the recipient with a custom message inside of your choice. It comes with a lovely recycled kraft envelope. The card is 21 X 14.8cm so on the larger side and could be framed afterwards as a keepsake.

Wrapped in a cello bag and posted in protective packaging.

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The card can be personalised with the receiver's name and 6 of their most annoying habits. For best results, try to have a mix of shorter and longer sentences so the design is well balanced. There is a 40 character limit on each line to ensure the design will look it's best. See the images above for an example. It's available in Navy, Deep Red or Green Grey.


We will happily send your card direct to the recipient and will include a message inside of your choosing. All you need to do next is check the delivery address is correct at checkout,

made from:

315GSM Fine Art Card Stock with Recycled Brown Kraft Envelope


Size: 21 x 14.8cm (A5)

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22 customer reviews

  • Tue 25 Feb 2014

    Loved it!

  • Tue 25 Feb 2014

    No comment supplied.

  • Fri 31 May 2013

    Poor quality, text inside was not printed straight. Overall will NOT be using this supplier again...

    Rock The Custard's response:

    Thanks for your feedback and we’re sorry to hear that you’re not totally happy with your purchase. The inside message is printed at a slight angle intentionally to give it more of a handwritten feel. It is also printed on the highest quality fine art card available. We did everything in our power to improve your experience by refunding you fully, and offering you the gift of a free art print worth £15 but have not received a reply. If you'd still like to accept this offer please let us know and we'd be happy to help.

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