Teacher Periodic Table Humourous Card

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This unique and funny greeting card using periodic table elements is a great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' with a scientific chemistry twist.

Chemical symbols from periodic table of elements have been used to create these funny and unique greeting cards.

This card has the word 'TeAcHEr' depicted in chemical symbols from the periodic table. Underneath these symbols there is a short 'scientific' description of a typical teacher. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word above. So, a teacher is described as being a good conductor of energy (a property of Tellurium [Te]), as well as being soft yet firm and radiating light (properties of Erbium [Er]).

We have lots of humourous periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

You can choose to have the card sent directly to the recipient. Please note that in this case a receipt will not be posted to the recipient but we will be happy to email a receipt to you on request. To have the card sent direct you will also need to enter the message you would like inside the card.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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23 customer reviews

  • Wed 29 Jul 2015

    Teacher said it was the best he had

  • Tue 21 Jul 2015

    Great item speedy delivery very pjeased

  • Thu 16 Oct 2014


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