Hunk Or Hero Valentines Cards

by Newton and the Apple

  • Made in Britain
  • eco-friendly

Funny and unique science theme Valentine's day or anniversary card. Shows periodic table elements and witty chemistry description of a typical hunk or hero.

Chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements have been used to create these funny and unique Hunk or Hero greeting cards. Underneath the chemical symbols, there is a short scientific description of the type of person named above. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word above.

In this listing you can choose either the Hunk or Hero card - the perfect birthday or valentine's day card for him. The Hunk card is slightly less than flattering as it gives the impression that while he might be pretty, he's also a little bit dopey. If you'd rather be nice then send the Hero card as this describes a superhero.

We have lots of funny periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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