Made in Britain
If you've been dumped or had to suffer the whims of a tease, tell her she's a bitch with a scientific twist.
This card depicts the elements of a 'Bitch' using chemical symbols from the periodic table of elements. Underneath these chemical symbols, there is a short 'scientific' description of a typical bitchy person. This description is composed of actual descriptive features of the elements used in the making of the word.
This would make the perfect day card for someone that has recently dumped you on a whim or has been a bit of tease. It's also a great one for any fans of Breaking Bad and Jesse Pinkman.
We have lots of humourous periodic element cards for you to choose from - see other items in the Newton and the Apple shop for more choices.
Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card with red or kraft brown envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.
Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.
Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm.