Binary 'I Like Your Bits' Rude Anniversary Card

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Funny little binary Valentines or Anniversary card for your computer geek. Three versions with humourous jokes about their bits and them being your only one.

We've used ASCII code to create these secret message binary cards, each with their own decoder key on the back. There are three messages to choose from for the front of the card:

'I like your bits', 'You are my only one' and, for those of you not into binary jokes, 'Hello I love you' (who doesn't like binary humour?!).

We have lots more personalised and humourous valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.


Dimensions of the folded valentines card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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6 customer reviews

  • Wed 22 Jul 2015

    I'm going to let him work it out .great anniversary card.

  • Mon 23 Feb 2015

    Liked the card. Great for romantic programmers

  • Sat 07 Feb 2015

    No comment supplied.

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