An anti romance card for those who feel like they've been swizzed.
There's a membership fee; make sure you get the most out of it.
Text reads: 'If you are the best I can get I want my money back from the dating site.'
Card blank inside for your own message.
Disclaimer: Mardy Mabel is here to help you express your inner mard and to celebrate all the important moments in life with wry witticism rather than soppy sentiment. She cannot be held responsible for those who have had a sense of humour by-pass.
Cream 300gsm laid card with round edges and black text with red Mardy Mabel rubber stamped logo on back of card. Comes with red envelope and in clear cellophane bag.
10.5cm x 15cm.