Double Act Poem Print

by Bespoke Verse

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A brand new friend poem about famous female double acts and how you and your best friend compare to them.

This funny and unique friend print is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, thank yous to bridesmaids and perhaps even a gift for a friend moving away. It's also a great gift for a fabulous sister!

The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living'.

The print comes unframed and is A4 in size. There is a choice of coloured font - pink, green, blue or black (on brown card)

For an additional fee, you are welcome to add a message at the bottom to a special friend. We can also frame the print for you if you wish.

The wording of the poem is:

We’re Cagney & Lacey

(no need for a gun)

We’re French & Saunders

(we have as much fun)

We’re Monica & Rachel

(though don’t share a Ross)

We’re Trinny & Susannah

(but not quite as posh)

We’re Kim & Aggie

(who cares about Cif?)

We’re Thelma & Louise

(we’ll leave out the cliff)

We’re Serena & Venus

(less fit but more jolly)

We’re Patsy & Eddie

(cue shopping and Bolly!)

Copyright Joanna Miller 2014 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)

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The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The print is dispatched in a super-stiff A4 envelope.

The lightweight wooden frames are either matt white with a slightly grained effect or slim and black. Each has a hook for wall hanging. The front is glass.

Each frame is handmade in the UK by Fine Art Trade Guild commended framers using Italian moulding. The framed product is dispatched in a purpose-made picture box.


The print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and when framed in the white frame measures: W34.5 x H25.7 x D2cm. The black frame is: W32.5 x W23.5 x D1.5cm.

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3 customer reviews

  • Wed 30 Jul 2014

    Lovely gift, perfect for your bestie :)

  • Fri 27 Jun 2014


  • Sat 31 May 2014

    Amazing poem perfect for a different type of present for special birthday

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